I’m increasingly annoyed with the litany of reasons I hear when an idea is proposed for why it won’t work, can’t be done, will never get off the ground in New Brunswick. There’s an obstacle to everything, or so it would seem if you listen to the relentless nay-sayers.
So, call it a rant of sorts, I decided to start a list of all those reasons, if only to get the frustration out of my system. Some overlap, some are variations of the same thing, but here is the list of reasons for why nothing can be done in New Brunswick. Feel free to add your own in the comments:
- the government
- the opposition
- the universities
- the Irvings
- province too small
- too many moose
- cities too small
- population too small
- fiddlehead season too short
- province too rural
- roads really bad
- cabal of corporations prefer status quo
- snow
- always someone, someplace else that’s better
- bilingualism
- mosquitos
- western Canada
- Ontario
- Quebec
- young people gone
- dog poop
- population too old
- low literacy
- wrong skill sets
- too French
- too English
- too Liberal
- too Conservative
Those are the ones that come to mind immediately. But I’m sure there must be more. The point is: Have an idea? Someone is sure to jump up and tell you why it won’t work in New Brunswick (but, they’ll add, it will fly like gangbusters somewhere else).
I’ve an idea for a new list: why anything can be done in New Brunswick.
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