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Every now and again I take a look at my stats with a particular interest in the search terms. I’m curious about how people found my various blogs using search engines. What were they looking for that led them to me? The answer is always alarming.

I’m less interested in “how many” than I am in “what were they looking for?” Of my top five favorites, there seems to be a certain existential questing:

- am i supposed to be here?
- ????????
- please stop writing blogs
- how to become an idiot
- what am I supposed to do with my life?

Now, with my stats I have several blogs all pulled together so, for instance, when you look at some of the search terms you can see why the unfortunately named Crazy Ass Planet is responsible for quite a few. But there is one in the list that follows (rather rude, for which I apologize) that I can’t help thinking, “Who searches for that?”

In fact, of the searches, almost all of them have me thinking, “Who would do a search for that? What could they be hoping to find? And how did they end up on one of my pages?”

I’m sure there were many disappointed searchers. But I find the list of searches compelling. What does it say about who we are when we spend our free time looking for this?

- go shit in your hat
- world without commercial marketing
- women with an ass like a peach
- womb dropping
- why i love to suck cock so much
- what is piddle
- watching casablanca stoned
- valuable tips for hip hop writing
- touch myself stripper
- take a shit with your hat on
- stool toilet hat
- sissified captions
- show me how to write a business model for car business
- sex tonight burlington ontario
- sample ass
- planet john
- planet brooke
- pronounce belarus
- meaning of whooshy
- laying sod in calgary
- girth ass
- edmonton epilepsy ass
- drunk floozy
- baby turkeys
- stop writing, please
- anal dignity

Tags: Searches, Blogs, Internet, People

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